u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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