it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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