All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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