dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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