Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At least life still wants to fuck me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize