I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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