I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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