best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
When are your genitals available?
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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