If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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