Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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