So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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