a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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