Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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