why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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