Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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