She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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