Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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