The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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