That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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