You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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