do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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