Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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