check it out our google latitudes are spooning
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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