Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm both gender and math confused
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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