I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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