Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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