Your tits are I can't wait for
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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