it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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