You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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