Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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