She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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