There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize