3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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