Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need to calm my uterus...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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