so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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