So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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