if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
This is the high leading the old right now
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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