like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I deserve this hangover.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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