I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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