I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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