Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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