Soap is not a condiment
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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