How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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