You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
A bitchslap is in order.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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