i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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