Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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