Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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