There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Randomize
