I want to have your abortion
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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