You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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