taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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