so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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