if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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