make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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