I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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