we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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