we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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